That's Just The Saddest Lie

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

paranormal-paralegal:

sparklecryptid:

impossblerose:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cephalotodd:

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HEARD OF SLUSH

THAT “beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale” IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO GREY SLUDGE FROM HELL THE MOMENT IT HITS THE FUCKING GROUND. 

AND YES WE HAVE HEARD OF MUD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SNOW MUD?!?!?! 

ohohohoh
but don’t forget guys!
underneath all that slush? lies ice and you WILL slip on it.

People who haven’t been to the ER for ice-related injuries do not interact

#winter is great! #IN THEORY (via @kaava)

I refuse to let the OP forget how much in his own bubble he is. You wouldn’t survive a real winter.

bisexualdinahlance:

crazyintheeast:

Aquaman: So get this. Turns out that my mom is alive!

Wonder Woman: What a wonderful news Arthur! My boyfriend also turned out to be alive

Superman: I just found that I have a living cousin. Isn’t it amazing!

Batman:

Batman: my son came back from the dead and tried to KILL ME

thecommonchick:

IT DOES THO 😂

(Source: thecommonchick)

goddesspeggycarter:

butchlesbian:

Holy hot damn shit